Lol. A survey of 725 towns in Britain revealed people in Batley spend the least amount on unleashing their kinky side – with sales of erotic toys and gifts at a UK low.
Ironically the town is the birthplace of Addicted To Love singer Robert Palmer.
If the Lovehoney Interactive S-x Map is to be believed, Batley’s 40,000 residents do not share that addiction.
The former Methodist town is also more usually known for its rugby team Batley Bulldogs and became the subject of a series of recurring Monty Python sketches about Batley Ladies Townswomen’s Guild re-enacting various historical battles including Pearl Harbour.
Top of the poll commissioned by s-x aid Lovehoney is Greater London town Dagenham – famous as the home of the Ford motor plant.
Britain’s least kinky towns
1 Batley, West Yorkshire
2 Birkenhead – Merseyside
3 Battle – East Sussex
4 West Bromwich – West Midlands
5 Sale – Greater Manchester
6 Salford – Greater Mancheste
7 Barrow-in-Furness – Cumbria
8 Swanscombe – Kent
9 Rayleigh – Essex
10 Mayfield – East Sussex
11 Bexleyheath – South London
12 Esher – Surrey
13 Wirral – Merseyside
14 Kingswinford – West Midlands
15 Ilford – Essex
16 Smethwick – West Midlands
17 Jarrow – Tyne and Wear
18 Walton-on-the-Naze – Essex
19 Bradford – West Yorkshire
20 Rowley Regis – West Midlands
Britain’s sexiest towns
1 Dagenham, East London
2 Southsea, Hampshire
3 Waltham Cross, Hertfordshire
4 Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk
5 Sidcup, Kent
6 Huntingdon, Cambridgeshire
7 Romford, Essex
8 Ely, Cambridgeshire
9 Bathgate, West Lothian
10 Sheerness, Kent
11 Woodbridge, Suffolk
12 Chichester, West Sussex
13 Durham, County Durham
14 Newark, Nottinghamshire
15 Uxbridge, West London
16 Newton Abbot, Devon
17 Salisbury, Wiltshire
18 Littleborough, Greater Manchester
19 Cheadle, Greater Manchester
20 Blandford Forum, Dorset
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