Why Late Mandela Is In Hell- Jim Solouki and Martin Baker

Well I still don’t believe they are Christians. No true Christian writes this way. I am sure you will agree with me after reading it. 

Greetings True Christians!

Today Nelson Mandela, former president of South Africa, ended
his worldly life and entered the depths of Hell. Mandela was an unsaved
heathen, and died without knowing the Lord. 

Not only did Mandela influence American Democrat Barack
Hussein Obama, but he also practiced a heathen African tribal religion.

Unfortunately, while Mandela did some great things for the
nation of South Africa by ending apartheid, Heaven is like an exclusive club,
unsaved unwelcome. Mandela died unsaved, and is therefore not welcome in
Heaven.

Nelson Mandela was also influenced by Darwinism and
Communism! Mandela was an avid reader of Marx in the 1950s, and everybody knows
that God hates Communists! 

Mandela allied himself with Communists and heathen Indian
Gandhi, who is also in Hell. Instead of seeking a Christian approach to freedom
from apartheid, Mandela instead turned entirely to heathens. In fact, Mandela
and Gandhi even are rumored to have engaged in rampant homos*xual acts with
each other while planning protests!

Mandela was also friendly toward Muslims, God’s hated
people! 

Mandela was linked to the American Civil Rights movement,
and many members of this movement were Muslims. Know what the Muslims did after
they got African Americans equal rights? They crashed airplanes into buildings
and started sectarian wars in the Middle East. Nelson Mandela was allied with
these heathen scum, and is now being punished for his earthly mistakes.

Tonight I watched many news stations. On every channel, they
showed Africans lining the streets of South Africa, doing happy dappy heathen
dances, perhaps in hopes that the voodoo rain god might look with favor upon
the soul of Mandela. 

Unfortunately, these savages are of the same cloth as
Mandela. Nelson Mandela may have been a great AFRICAN nature, but by world
standards, he was rather lacking. But alas, this is the best that Africa can
do. Africa is a heathen continent filled with heathens, and it is no wonder
that God allowed the people of Africa to be enslaved.

I implore those Africans still living to reject the sinful
ways of Nelson Mandela and embrace Christianity so that they might not follow
Mandela into Hell. Let us pray for the Africans, out of love.

Dear Lord Jesus Christ, please lead the Africans away from
heathen religions and to You. Please lead the Africans to Christianity so that
they may stop being punished with AIDS, poverty, and dirty water, and so that
they may avoid the fate of Nelson Mandela and avoid being cast into hell. This
we pray in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Amen.

A heartfelt Christian messages from your friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker