GQ has released their list of 25 Least Influential People Of
2013, and incredibly newly born Prince George, Obama and a few others made the
list. I think they should have left Prince George out of this. It’s
unimaginable.
2013, and incredibly newly born Prince George, Obama and a few others made the
list. I think they should have left Prince George out of this. It’s
unimaginable.
What they said about Prince George;
For all the coverage he got, Prince George should have been
a special baby. An alien baby. A baby with perpetually bleeding stigmata
wounds. But no. After all that breathless anticipation, we were presented with
just another stupid newborn who cries and shits and can’t even decide on an eye
color yet. What a disappointment to the world. Do more cool stuff, baby!
a special baby. An alien baby. A baby with perpetually bleeding stigmata
wounds. But no. After all that breathless anticipation, we were presented with
just another stupid newborn who cries and shits and can’t even decide on an eye
color yet. What a disappointment to the world. Do more cool stuff, baby!
Find what they said about others below.
Obama;
He can blame Republicans in Congress all he likes and get
away with it because congressional Republicans are the worst. But the fact
remains that I have spent the majority of this man’s presidency watching bad
things happen, then hearing a thoughtful speech about how we gotta make sure
the bad things never happen again, and then watching as nothing gets done. Next
time there’s an election, I want Nate Silver to analyze the data and tell me
who to vote for so that I don’t end up casting my ballot for a very eloquent
hat stand.
away with it because congressional Republicans are the worst. But the fact
remains that I have spent the majority of this man’s presidency watching bad
things happen, then hearing a thoughtful speech about how we gotta make sure
the bad things never happen again, and then watching as nothing gets done. Next
time there’s an election, I want Nate Silver to analyze the data and tell me
who to vote for so that I don’t end up casting my ballot for a very eloquent
hat stand.
Justin Bieber:
“When you’re a just-legal megastar raising hell and
being a brat, people will still give you a chance. They’ll blame the money and
the fame and probably your parents. But once you lose the baby fat, there are
no viable excuses,” GQ stated. “You are officially just a little s–t
for pissing in buckets and cursing out Bill Clinton and writing the exact wrong
thing in the guest book at the Anne Frank house and spitting on people and
having your monkey confiscated. Also, he dresses like a blind magician.””One
sign Bieber is no longer a cute pop star: He lost a PR war with the Germans,
who confiscated his pet monkey.”
being a brat, people will still give you a chance. They’ll blame the money and
the fame and probably your parents. But once you lose the baby fat, there are
no viable excuses,” GQ stated. “You are officially just a little s–t
for pissing in buckets and cursing out Bill Clinton and writing the exact wrong
thing in the guest book at the Anne Frank house and spitting on people and
having your monkey confiscated. Also, he dresses like a blind magician.””One
sign Bieber is no longer a cute pop star: He lost a PR war with the Germans,
who confiscated his pet monkey.”
Miley Cyrus:
“Didn’t we already go through this with Madonna, and
Janet Jackson, and Britney, and Xtina, and that one video in which Alanis was
n*ked on a subway with her hair in front of her b**bs and it was really awkward
for everyone? Miley spent the entire year foam-finger-blasting herself, licking
sledgehammers, and basically trying every inane strategy she could think of to
rile up America’s few remaining pearl clutchers. What’s sad is that it totally
worked.”
Janet Jackson, and Britney, and Xtina, and that one video in which Alanis was
n*ked on a subway with her hair in front of her b**bs and it was really awkward
for everyone? Miley spent the entire year foam-finger-blasting herself, licking
sledgehammers, and basically trying every inane strategy she could think of to
rile up America’s few remaining pearl clutchers. What’s sad is that it totally
worked.”
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