Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?” a voice
on the other end answer “No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”
The little girl quipped.
on the other end answer “No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”
The little girl quipped.
“After a brief pause daddy says “but honey you haven’t got
an uncle Paul!”
an uncle Paul!”
“Oh yes I do, and he is upstairs in the room with mommy
right now.”
right now.”
… Brief pause “uh okay then, this is what I want you to
do: “Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door,
and shout to mommy that daddy’s car has just arrived at the gate.””Ok
daddy just a minute…”
do: “Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door,
and shout to mommy that daddy’s car has just arrived at the gate.””Ok
daddy just a minute…”
A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, “done
it daddy.””What happened honey?”
it daddy.””What happened honey?”
“Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of the bed n*ked, ran
round the room screaming, tripped over, and knocked her head on the staircase,
now she is not moving at all.”
round the room screaming, tripped over, and knocked her head on the staircase,
now she is not moving at all.”
“What about Uncle Paul?” asked Dad.”He jumped out the window
into the swimming pool, but I guess he didn’t know you emptied the water last
week. He hit the bottom and I think he’s dead.”
into the swimming pool, but I guess he didn’t know you emptied the water last
week. He hit the bottom and I think he’s dead.”
Really long pause this time…
Daddy says, “swimming pool, but we don’t have a swimming
pool?
pool?
Is this 486-5731?”
“No, this is 486-5713.”
Sorry, wrong number… !!!
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