Man Cuts Of His Own P*nis Because Girlfriend Says He Wasn’t Good Enough In Bed

A jilted lover has chopped off his
own p*nis after he was dumped by his girlfriend, Metro.co.uk reports.

Oliver Ilic, 22, was told that he
was no good in bed so it is claimed he mutilated himself then threw the remains
in the bin.

He is alleged to have told doctors
that he had a small appendage and cited that as the reason why his girlfriend
was no use to him.

Ilic contacted emergency services
when he could not stop the bleeding and was taken to hospital in the east
Macedonian town  of Kocani.

Police searched his house and
discovered the severed organ in a bin after it had been cut off with a single
swipe from a razor blade which was also lying in the bin.

Doctors were initially unable to
re-attach his p*nis but he was then transferred to the capital, Skopje, where
it was reunited with his body following five hours of surgery.

However they said it was still too
early to know if the operation would be a success and if it would ever function
properly again.

A 40-year-old Macedonian man recently
also chopped off his own p*nis then flushed it down the toilet. Kayefiiiiiii