Man Who Used Erection Ring On His P*nis Rescued By LAGOS FIRE SERVICE

Lobatan! Lol… The men of the Lagos State Fire Service said
on Saturday that they rescued a 40-year-old man from death after he used a s3x
performance enhancer that enlarged his penis beyond expectation.

The Director, Mr Rasak Fadipe, who made the disclosure to
NAN in Lagos, said the man wore a metal ring on his p*nis. The ring, according to him, was to enhance erection and
ultimately enhance s3xual satisfaction but turned out to swell the organ beyond
his expectation.

“His experience turned sour when the p*nis became so erect
and swollen beyond his expectation and could not come down and the ring could
not be removed.

“When it became apparent that the condition was threatening
his life, he rushed to the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital (LASUTH),
Ikeja for help.

“The hospital invited the service to rescue the man, when
they could not easily remove the ring.

“We successfully removed the metal ring in collaboration
with the hospital staff at the emergency unit using our rescue tools,” he told
NAN.

“The incident happened at about 3.15 p.m. on Friday and it
took us about 50 minutes for the operation.

“The man wore the ring to enhance his penis for sexual
satisfaction, but it turned out to be a threat to his life,” Fadipe said.