Bloggers Get Toasted Too! A Typical LL Chat

(I took this pic from my fone, no photoshop, nothing, just my oily face. More so, scared of posting the one with a lot of makeup, una mouth no gud, lol Jokes)

Lol, was just going through my mail tonite and found this. I know
some of you will say Ladun this is crazy, childish, you are a flirt and what
have you. Hey it’s my blog, lol. But I think this will spice up some people’s
day night, lol. You see, bloggers get toasted too, lmao… and I think this is so
hilarious. Funny enough, I never knew I would one day post this. It
happened sometime ago, and going through it now made me laugh more at myself. So
this guy wanted to place an advert on my blog and that was how it started. Wanna
know him, you never will, LOL. Only one blogger might, cus the advert was on my
blog and the other blog too. Okay bye. 

Please Note: I posted it just for fun, life is too short and full of fun, dnt take life to serious, enjoy it to the fullest. Lol…The chat;

Guy: Hi Ladun, Longest TIme, We want to Renew our Ad on your
Blog.

LL (so we agreed and advert was placed, lol continue…)

Guy: Why haven’t you revealed yourself

LL: Youre so funny, Im a low Profile Person, No Paparazzi or
anything like that,  Nothing more.

GUY: Meanwhile, We can do Lunch this weekend How about that
?

LL: Huh? Hahaha I am not doing lunch o. Mba, before they say
ladun liadi romances  ceo or wht ever.

GUY: LOL

Then another renewal
mail

LL: Lol, oh una don dey sell too much, dats good. Lol. How
many months advert?

GUY: How much should we credit into your account Ma ?

LL: Lol do six months now. Am off will reply u later. Done
at d salon. tnx

 GUY:We don’t make
money like that o, Business is Slow these days Madam.

LL: Lol. Your choice then.

GUY: I want Leader Board Space now

LL: Do you know the price? Please check our ad rates with
you

GUY: Madam, E de Re’nle, This is Family affairs Na lol. Biko
Assist Us.

GUY: Are you on BB ? Give me your PIN Madam.

LL:No am not. Its a distraction. am on email and my blog,
lollllllllllllllll

GUY: Na wa for Our 17th Century Madam o. lol

So how do you get News and Gossips on the GO ?

Are you on Whats App ?

LL: No i shld say na wa for this chat. U think BB isn’t a
distraction? Hmm, well our jobs are different. Its d biggest distraction ever,
even if u change pins every month, chnging fones people will still disturb.
This one no do? Lol

GUY: True That

Whats your Job Besides Blogging ?

LL: Job? Used to be a journalist with a media house. But God
forbid, that’s so gone now. I work for myself fully. I’m tired. Need to sleep
lol

GUY: ok, Madam, I will send you the Attachment and also
Credit your Account

GUY: What’s your account details Ma ?

LL:Ma? joker….lol

LL:Regards to ur wive/wives and kids….lol

GUY: Wife and Kids Ke ?

I am 100% Single, Trying to Make Money First…lol

LL: Oh please. Did you read Jude Okoye’s tweet on my blog?
Yea right, na u be no 1 liar. Bros go and sleep

GUY: Jude is entitled TO his Opinion, There will always be
Exceptions to the Rule, I will NEVER Deny My Wife and Kids WHEN I do have them,
For Now, Na Hustling Levels I Dey o. When I become Very Wealthy then a Wife and
Kids can come. lol

LL: AMEN. We shall quote u then. Ok my own profile. Am
married with three boys and a girl.

GUY: WOW !!! Thats Great.

GUY: I Invited You for Lunch Sometime Ago and You Declined,
As a Married Woman it wouldn’t have been a Big Deal o. Is Liadi your Maiden or
Husband Name ?

LL: Husband’s lol. Yay am married and his name is Liadi

GUY: I Hope you’re not Winding me Up. . . lol

LL:No just kidding. Everyone knows am not married now, haba.
lol….

GUY: You got me there Sha.

GUY: Why Cant We Place a Face to the Name ? Are you Camera
Shy ?

LL: NO. Jst used to being behind the scenes. Worked at a
media house and was used to writing abt people and not being in the fore front.
But guess blogging is different tho, lol. Every one wanna see u first,
lollllllll

GUY: Yeah and That “Every One” Includes Me

GUY: So Wheres Your Photo @ ?

LL: Photo? hahaha hmmm ok. Send urs lets see u first

GUY: This is Me.

GUY: Oya Send Yours.

GUY: Im still waiting o

LL: WOW men will be men. LOL. You sent ur pic to someone u
dnt know? HAHAHA This aint yahoo m or facebook now. lol… just kidding
handsome bobo, but go to work sha. Started working.

GUY: Ha, You have scammed me. lol

GUY: Women Will Always Be Women….You agree on Something
they turn it all around…lol

Send me Your Pic o…

LL: The pic isn’t exclusive to u bro b4 u think………..
Some people have seen it, it was on ynaija and punch. So have it.

GUY: Very Cute Smile, I Hope You’re as Innocent WIFEY and
Calm as You Look…lol

LL: I dnt know abt dat. Can i go now?

GUY: Ok Dear, Ill Speak to you Later.

GUY: Madam, How Did your Day go ?

LL: Wht? U want to turn it into everyday chat? No way

GUY: For Asking How Your Day went ?

Abeg No Vex.

LL: Lol, dat got me rolling. Y did u get angry? Laughing out
loud here

GUY: Abeg No Vex.

LL:I didnt mean it that wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

GUY: Thats Fine, Have you got time to Chat ?

LL: Oh u expect me to say no, so u wld get angry agn. I wont
say no, lol, Am working, but its fine, its d same system.

GUY: I don’t get Upset Like that, I just like to respect
Peoples Privacy.

GUY: So Tell me about Yourself, All You would tell a Guy on
A First date….lol

LL: Ehen, think am having fun now, lol. Life is good. Nothing,
just look around (environment), laugh and never look into his eyes. Never

GUY: Will his eyes make you melt or thats your Weakness ?

GUY: I mean tell me Everything about u a New Friend needs to
know.

LL: Melt? No. Just the shy type. Everything? Am ladun, love
to laugh, play, used to wrestle a lot with my brothers but have stopped now,
lol.

LL: Oh and i forgot am the best dancer in nigeria, kaffy has
got nothing on me, lol. I love dancing

GUY: Thats Great.

GUY: So Thats all I need to know about Ladun ?

LL: Yea dats all abt me. The whole truth

GUY: Thats Great.

Whats your Age Range ?

Age is ‘guessable’ lol

GUY: Guessable ? Just the Range Will be Fine, I can Figure.

GUY: Also What part of Lagos do you stay ?

LL: LMAO Mainland. You r d one asking all the questions
ummm, but not replying with urs after answering mine

GUY: Thats Great.

GUY: Ask And Ye shall Be Told….lol

GUY: Are you Single ? Have you ever bn Married ? Kids ?

LL:Have i ever been married as how. lol…. nooooooooo wht a
questn. Am not single got 3 lovely men in my life dat i can die for. Tell me
abt the schools u attended n wht u do 4a living. Obviously, am in my 20’s. cnt
wait to be in my 30’s tho.

GUY: GCI Ibadan, Wesley College and Unilag.

GUY: Who r the 3 men you can die For ?

LL: What your kidding. My cousins went to GCI. My brothers.
The most handsome men i have ever seen.

GUY: GCI used to be the Ishhh Back in the days, We lived in
Bodija and GCI was like 2 Hours Drive away.

GUY: Are you in a Relationship ?

LL: yes and no. but i feel sleepy, cus u r replying late

GUY: Sorry about that, Back and Forth on email is kinda
Slow, Are you on Whats App ?

GUY: Whats YES and NO about Relationship Status ?

LL: Yes. The yes is sure, and the no is shaky. Thats all i
can say

GUY: Come Over to Whats App, Just add my number as a Contact
on your Phone

GUY: Relationship Wise, r u open to testing new waters or
you’ve got to your Destination ?

LL: Lol yea just tried to do dat, but it’s not showing u on
whatsapp. Isnt whatsapp supposed to be automatic? Or come on facebook

GUY: Alright, Im On Facebook.

LL: Added u

SO HE CALLED AND PRANKED ME ON THE PHONE

LL:Still cnt believe u did that.

GUY: I Prank’d you….lol

LL:It wasnt funny. Not fair

GUY: Ok.

LL:But thats not an apology

GUY: Apology Ke ? It was Fun While It lasted.

LL:Not fair. U hv to lol. U just hv to, am serious

GUY: Ok, Sorry.

LL: tired, headache n feeling sleepy.

GUY:Hi Dear, how r u ?

Can you come to Facebook ?

LL: Ok

GUY: Where r u ?

GUY: U left without saying bye

GUY: I asked u so many questions and you didnt reply…

LL: Noooo u left. Let me login to facebook.

GUY: I called and your number was switched off, Figured u
fell asleep…

LL: Lol how can? I had to attend a meeting. Jst returned
home sir

GUY:I mean I called you last night when I wasnt getting a
reply from Facebook. Switched off.

LL:Oh didnt know. R u coming on Facebook?

GUY:I will once I get home in abouy 30 mins.

GUY:My cook is off today so im eating in a restaurant right
now.

LL:Okay.

GUY: R u awake?