Thank God Entertainers Lost Their Primaries- Etcetera

    It’s another blockbuster from Etcetera.
    My dear entertainers who just lost out in your quest for
    public office, can you please gbe enu e soun so that we can concentrate on the
    election at hand? Despite your claims, we all know the reasons why you sought
    public office in the first place. So many Nigerians have hurt their knees in
    praying to God to rid this nation of political miscreants and people with
    selfish motives in seeking public offices. So the fact that you all lost your
    primaries is a gargantuan sign that the system does not see you as worthy
    representatives of the Nigerian youths. 

    You are the reasons why the youths are
    only being regarded as the future in a time like this when we are supposed to
    be the present. Why is it surprising to you that you lost in the primaries? The
    system has been analytically taking notes of your below the par exploits even
    within the madhouse we call entertainment industry. Don’t you get it, because
    you are in the sacred ministry of receiving brown envelopes doesn’t make you
    qualified to administer or make laws. 
    In case you haven’t heard, there are so
    many things to consider before running for public office. I can bet that most
    of you don’t know the issues that matter to the people of your constituency.
    Have you asked yourself if you are fit for that constituency? What have you
    done prior to this time for the people you want to represent? You can’t just
    wake up one morning and ride on a horse down the streets like Apostle Paul on
    his way to Damascus and expect to be applauded into the government house? Have
    you built up a sufficient resume? Despite what some people would have us
    believe, a vast majority of successful political careers are built around
    impressive resumes. Think about your resume objectively. 
    Think about running
    for office as a job interview. How do you stack up to your likely competition?
    Don’t you think a prior involvement in your constituency would add some
    significant padding to your resume? Another question is, are you electable? Are
    you the best candidate for the job? This is a question that anyone who wishes
    the best for his or her people should consider. Is there another potential
    candidate better suited to run and to serve than you are? Is it possible that
    your running could do more harm than good to your political ideals and
    priorities? Is there a better role for you politically?

    If you’re considering
    running simply as a way to get involved, maybe there’s another and better role
    for you. Wouldn’t your time and money be better spent in supporting another
    campaign or serving on a local board or advisory committee? We are known as the
    dancing generation because of the lyrical content of your songs. To say in your
    interviews that you are running because you want to change the system is a lie
    from the pit of hell. Haven’t you heard that charity begins at home? What
    changes have you initiated in this madhouse we call entertainment industry? How
    many of you musicians seeking public office today have come out to protest
    against injustice artistes are facing in the hands of the cabals on radio? You
    are scared of challenging the smaller cabals at the radio stations who demand
    bribe before playing your songs, what would you do when faced with the
    ogbologbos in politics?

    You can’t give what you don’t have. A head that can’t
    produce meaningful lyrics cannot inspire anything meaningful in governance. If
    you can’t stand for anything with your art, then you surely don’t have what it
    takes to lead. The content of your songs says a lot about your mental
    capabilities. What are your long term goals? Are you running because you feel
    that your so-called fame indicates you can win?

    Won’t your personal issues affect your constituency
    adversely? Or you think the people are ignorant? In politics, the stench in
    your life will always surface eventually even if you’re not willing to release
    the information yourself.
    The masses have listened to your interviews and they know
    that most of you don’t have the necessary knowledge of the simplest of issues.
    There’s nothing like a campaign to expose your ignorance about a particular
    subject. If someone asked you a question about the particulars of an important
    issue, are you confident that you would be able to adequately answer it? Are
    you well informed about the bills or proposals currently under discussion in
    the elected body that you wish to serve in? Are there some important issues
    where you could legitimately be considered an expert?
    Are you presentable? If you’re not presentable, it will have
    an adverse effect on your campaign. You are from a job district full of people
    who mostly care about material things. Don’t you know that in politics, when
    people think your priorities are different from theirs, they will be skeptical
    about supporting your candidacy?
    Most of you entertainers that lost in the primaries would
    have been political liabilities, not the assets the people crave. Some
    shameless nollywooders even went as far as citing Arnold Schwarzenegger’s entry
    into the California governorship race as their inspiration for running but it
    didn’t cross their minds that Schwarzenegger wouldn’t have been eligible to run
    for any election in America if he was a member of any organisation as corrupt
    and confused as the Actors Guild of Nigeria.
    Finally, for those entertainers with intentions of seeking
    public office in 2019 which is just around the corner, now is the time to start
    working on those areas you need improvement. Get some professional help if
    necessary. You were booted out this time around because the people don’t trust
    your intentions. Today, your status says elegushi loading and tomorrow sees you
    borrow-posing in an exotic car. You are obviously on a mission to loot. It is
    appalling that some entertainers are beginning to see politics as kalo-kalo and
    a place where people thrive in mago-mago. The same desperados have over time
    exhibited their willingness to put their hands in hot ororo as long as they can
    bring out the dodo. But that dodo has burnt their mouths this time around.

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