This Etcetera no well. Hahaha so he thinks some of us won’t
decode the people he is referring to in his new article? Lol… don’t send me
your link again, I no dey do again…. Ahn Ahn… these are our girls now, lol. Okay
quick one, you guys are going to read about a divorcee whom her new guy fell in
love with after seeing her in Jennifer. And that’s Funke Akindele. The second divorcee
who just spent $24,000 on a yacht trip in Dubai- Chika Ike, while the 3rd who
just bought a Lekki house and rumoured G-Wagon is Ini Edo. Oya read the gist,
so you will understand what I am saying better. Lol… Funny guy…
decode the people he is referring to in his new article? Lol… don’t send me
your link again, I no dey do again…. Ahn Ahn… these are our girls now, lol. Okay
quick one, you guys are going to read about a divorcee whom her new guy fell in
love with after seeing her in Jennifer. And that’s Funke Akindele. The second divorcee
who just spent $24,000 on a yacht trip in Dubai- Chika Ike, while the 3rd who
just bought a Lekki house and rumoured G-Wagon is Ini Edo. Oya read the gist,
so you will understand what I am saying better. Lol… Funny guy…
Hey Alfred’
‘Yes! Who be this?’
‘Ahan, you no get my number again? Na Frank dey talk.’
‘Hey Franko my guy.’
‘Alfred nawa oo, I don call you taya. Wetin happen wey you
no gree pick my calls?’
no gree pick my calls?’
‘Frank abeg no vex, I been dey inside one shop for “The
Palms.”
Palms.”
‘Shuoo, person wey dey inside shop no dey pick calls again?
Abi you dey with babe? Talk true.’
Abi you dey with babe? Talk true.’
‘Frank abeg free me. No be babe mata dey do me now.’
‘Wetin happen Alfred? Why are you sounding like this today?’
‘Frank mehn, my wife don start her madness again. As I dey
talk to you so, I wan leave her. I don taya I swear.’
talk to you so, I wan leave her. I don taya I swear.’
‘Take am easy Alfred. Na the same wahala all of us wey marry
celeb dey face. I even dey with Femi and Gbenga for here. If you hear their
complaints, you sef go taya. Wait for us for “The Palms.” We go reach there in
30 minutes time.’
celeb dey face. I even dey with Femi and Gbenga for here. If you hear their
complaints, you sef go taya. Wait for us for “The Palms.” We go reach there in
30 minutes time.’
‘Hey Alfredoski my guy!’
‘Femi how far? Hey Gbenga, where you buy this nice shirt?’
‘O’boy na my wife buy am for me oo. How your beautiful wife
naa Alfred? Frank yarn us as we dey come say una wahala don start again.’
naa Alfred? Frank yarn us as we dey come say una wahala don start again.’
‘Gbenga I swear, I don taya for that girl.’ ‘Mehn, this sun
na die. Abeg make we find somewhere to chill and take some bottles.’
na die. Abeg make we find somewhere to chill and take some bottles.’
‘Oya Alfred, gist us wetin happen between you and your wife
this time around? But wait first Alfred, before you talk about you and your
wife mata, are you not supposed to be at work at this time of the day?’
this time around? But wait first Alfred, before you talk about you and your
wife mata, are you not supposed to be at work at this time of the day?’
‘Why are you sounding like this Frank? Haven’t I told you
that I don’t go to work whenever my wife is having menstrual pains?’
that I don’t go to work whenever my wife is having menstrual pains?’
‘So wetin you come dey do for “The Palms”?’
‘Bros, she sent me to buy her sanitary pads and some
chocolate.’
chocolate.’
‘Shuoo your wife don turn you to houseboy finish ooo. So you
no go work today because your wife wan eat chocolate and wear pad? Wonders
shall never end. Na so she send you the other day go collect her purse wey she
forget for another man house for Ikoyi.’
no go work today because your wife wan eat chocolate and wear pad? Wonders
shall never end. Na so she send you the other day go collect her purse wey she
forget for another man house for Ikoyi.’
‘Gbenga abeg leave Alfred alone make him gist us wetin
really happen between him and his wife this morning. That is why we stopped
over.’
really happen between him and his wife this morning. That is why we stopped
over.’
‘Ok, guys I was enjoying my sleep jeje this early morning,
wey my wife come back from God knows where and woke me up to go and bathe her
daughter. Before I say make I open my eyes, she don sprinkle water for my
face.’
wey my wife come back from God knows where and woke me up to go and bathe her
daughter. Before I say make I open my eyes, she don sprinkle water for my
face.’
‘WHAT!!! So wetin you come do am?’ ‘Nothing na! Abi una want
make I beat her? The water wey she pour for my face no even vex me like that.
Na the insult wey follow the water make me vex. Na small thing remain I for
slap her I swear.’
make I beat her? The water wey she pour for my face no even vex me like that.
Na the insult wey follow the water make me vex. Na small thing remain I for
slap her I swear.’
‘Mehn Alfred you messed up big time. If na my wife, I for
use slap shave her eyebrows.’
use slap shave her eyebrows.’
‘Frank abeg make I hear word. Ok, make I slap her so that
she go use me do publicity abi? Make she tell the world say I be wife beater
abi? You know that our yeye press men won’t even bother asking my side of the
story before writing their usual nonsense.’
she go use me do publicity abi? Make she tell the world say I be wife beater
abi? You know that our yeye press men won’t even bother asking my side of the
story before writing their usual nonsense.’
‘Alfred, you and your wife mata na comedy I swear.’
‘Femi, wetin make you dey laugh? Shebi you sef dey plan to
marry celeb? No worry, we dey wait. Don’t forget you already told me the reason
you want to marry your celebrity girlfriend is because you loved the way she
acted in the movie called “Jennifa.” You told Frank just two days ago that you
are not very sure if her divorce went through the legal process of annulment or
if it was just a case of her ex husband telling her to get out of the house and
never come back again. Better find out the true reason for her divorce and if
it was legally done so you don’t go to jail for bigamy.’
marry celeb? No worry, we dey wait. Don’t forget you already told me the reason
you want to marry your celebrity girlfriend is because you loved the way she
acted in the movie called “Jennifa.” You told Frank just two days ago that you
are not very sure if her divorce went through the legal process of annulment or
if it was just a case of her ex husband telling her to get out of the house and
never come back again. Better find out the true reason for her divorce and if
it was legally done so you don’t go to jail for bigamy.’
‘It’s ok Alfred.’
‘No Frank, let me finish what I am saying. After all we are
all going through the same mess married to female celebs who have several
divorces under their belt.’ ‘From what we all have seen of our celebrity wives
and colleagues, none of us can vouch for our wives. Most female celebs are
serial-cheaters and polyandrous. Some of them have married so many times that
if they had a certificate for each divorce, the walls of their living rooms would
be covered with frames like the office of the vice chancellor of UNILAG.
Gbenga, why are you so quiet? How’s your wife?’
all going through the same mess married to female celebs who have several
divorces under their belt.’ ‘From what we all have seen of our celebrity wives
and colleagues, none of us can vouch for our wives. Most female celebs are
serial-cheaters and polyandrous. Some of them have married so many times that
if they had a certificate for each divorce, the walls of their living rooms would
be covered with frames like the office of the vice chancellor of UNILAG.
Gbenga, why are you so quiet? How’s your wife?’
‘Frank, she’s fine jare.’
‘Is she back from Enugu? I taya oo. I wonder how long they
will take to shoot a movie. Hope she calls sha?’
will take to shoot a movie. Hope she calls sha?’
‘She called yesterday asking me to help her wash the pants
she soaked in the laundry room two weeks ago before she travelled?’
she soaked in the laundry room two weeks ago before she travelled?’
‘My God, Gbenga please tell us you didn’t wash them. Did
you?’
you?’
‘Yes I did, but before I did, I told her it would be the
last time I’d ever wash her pants.’
last time I’d ever wash her pants.’
‘Abegii, make we hear word. Who you dey lie for? Mehn, we
don suffer for our wives hands sha. Frank, we heard your ex wife spent 24,000
dollars on a yacht trip in Dubai a couple of days ago.’
don suffer for our wives hands sha. Frank, we heard your ex wife spent 24,000
dollars on a yacht trip in Dubai a couple of days ago.’
‘Abeg make una let me hear word. She no fit afford such
extravagance. Maybe she don catch another maga.’
extravagance. Maybe she don catch another maga.’
‘Frank don’t tell us you are jealous. What makes you so sure
that she can’t afford it? Didn’t you see my wife’s friend who just got divorced
the other day in her brand new G-wagon and they say she has also bought a house
for herself here in lekki?’
that she can’t afford it? Didn’t you see my wife’s friend who just got divorced
the other day in her brand new G-wagon and they say she has also bought a house
for herself here in lekki?’
‘Gbenga you be mumu if you believe say na her money she take
buy house and G-wagon. How much she dey collect per movie and how many movies
she dey act?’
buy house and G-wagon. How much she dey collect per movie and how many movies
she dey act?’
‘Abeg na dem sabi jare. Make I begin dey go. My wife go soon
call to ask whether I don pick her daughter from school. I still get to cook
for her and her friends this evening.’
call to ask whether I don pick her daughter from school. I still get to cook
for her and her friends this evening.’
‘Guys, me sef don waka oo, I no dey for my wife trouble.
Femi, are you not going home? You wey go soon become the latest Lekki husband.
But please make sure her previous marriage was legally annulled by a court of
competent jurisdiction ok?’
Femi, are you not going home? You wey go soon become the latest Lekki husband.
But please make sure her previous marriage was legally annulled by a court of
competent jurisdiction ok?’
‘You be our guy and we don’t want you to be like Gbenga
whose marriage is illegal.’
whose marriage is illegal.’
‘Frank, better keep quiet there.’
‘Guys we go see later. Hey Alfredoski, take am easy with
your wife oo.’
your wife oo.’
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